Oh god those are glorious. My boyfriend refuses to come along with me on finding out what the hell happens in the end until he catches up on the wikipedia summaries of the last few books, but this is a much better option.

Having now listened to the entire audiobook, the only thing that I have to add is that the mental images I involuntarily get from sentences like "Attack their weaves!" and "Weaves flew across the battlefield" made me lose my shit on the subway a couple times.

That is entirely possible. It was a legit funny episode.

Bet a million bucks it's because they're not even vaguely penis-shaped.

Hi, thanks! Just wanted to respond to the thing you mentioned about my probably not reading this—I have every comment on everything I write sent to my phone in a special mailbox specifically because the creepster dudes who were all up in my business in the months after the flash mob thing will occasionally pop up like…

Hi, thanks! Just wanted to respond to the thing you mentioned about my probably not reading this—I have every comment on everything I write sent to my phone in a special mailbox specifically because the creepster dudes who were all up in my business in the months after the flash mob thing will occasionally pop up like…

My boyfriend makes fun of me for sometimes using that method to eat cereal. But it clearly prevents sogginess!

My boyfriend makes fun of me for sometimes using that method to eat cereal. But it clearly prevents sogginess!

I know who you are. And hey, how about I leave this one up as an example, too.

I know who you are. And hey, how about I leave this one up as an example, too.

OK, you: You stop in, every single week, and say exactly the same thing—this reviewer is terrible at writing/life/understanding the nuances of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and that it is painful to read the things I write. I believe you also did the same thing to Emily Yoshida.

OK, you: You stop in, every single week, and say exactly the same thing—this reviewer is terrible at writing/life/understanding the nuances of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and that it is painful to read the things I write. I believe you also did the same thing to Emily Yoshida.

Generally it is, and I've been whacking at moles since the beginning of the season. However, they always seem to come back, or maybe it's just that angry fans of this particular show feel OK about playing that card for some reason—I don't have this problem elsewhere on the site, for the most part. I've left this one…

Generally it is, and I've been whacking at moles since the beginning of the season. However, they always seem to come back, or maybe it's just that angry fans of this particular show feel OK about playing that card for some reason—I don't have this problem elsewhere on the site, for the most part. I've left this one…

Hey, all, check out the awesome email I just got:

Hey, all, check out the awesome email I just got:

Thank you, but I only take career advice that doesn't involve the word "methinks"

Thank you, but I only take career advice that doesn't involve the word "methinks"

Oops, must have had Dwayne Johnson on my mind for some reason.

Oops, must have had Dwayne Johnson on my mind for some reason.