Wait....holy shit is this real? They’re getting divorced? Wow, thank you for the update BabyJane!!!

Do you think she could possibly be mentally ill?

Oh my god......fuck this guy with something hard and sand~papery!!!

ahhh-well feel better soon!

did you have dental surgery? soft foods and Vicodin rule!

That sounds amazing! (aside from the eggs—no offense)

Of course his first name is Todd.....

This is Ramsay~my BFF AND a VERY good boy!

Oh wait, nevermind......I am an idiot.....

Will someone please tell me who JK is? It’s killing me!!!

I guess I’m not too impressed with a wife divorcing her husband after he was found sexting someone with his toddler son in the picture in addition to his erect penis~ who then admitted to sexting a 15-year old girl. I mean, yay?

I just do not understand people who become SO pissed off at someone driving faster than them and wanting to pass them. Why the fuck do you care so much, dude?

My ex stole my mom’s credit card number and sold it on Ebay. He also tried to get my grandparent’s tax information for some kind of fraud thingy. And he stole $6000 out of my 401K. So.....that was a good time.

I feel the same about “Right Thurrr” by Chingy......man, that song ages WELL!

Oh my goodness can you please be my life-coach regarding books and tell me what to read? These all sound amazing and I want to read each one right this minute!

THIS!

this!

this

Ok, I haven’t watched the reunion yet but I just have to say that I totally did not like Kelly at all at the start of the season. However, that whole Ireland trip made me feel bad for her, and man-oh-man.....Shannon (who I normally like) was an insane bitch to go up to the bartender and tell him to make their drinks a…