emilydawn
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emilydawn

Can we please stop loving “All of Me”? That song fucking sucks. Come on, we can do better!

I just feel so bad for all of humanity that wasn’t able to rewind TV shows and look at gifs like this..... How did they live like that?

Did you really think Phillipa Soo was underwhelming? I had the EXTREME fortune of getting to see Hamilton and holy shit~ being a non-Broadway-loving, West-Coastian....I STILL can’t stop thinking about how great it is. That said, I have seen probably 3 Broadway productions.

I used to date a pilot who worked for this airline......UGH.

MegSwan~ Are you at all interested in being my life coach cuz I think you should be. Thank you!

You’re right, thank you! But also, honestly can you teach me how to put the gif thingy on the comments?

Oh please teach us all how to interact with the elusive celebrity!

I feel so much better having a man go into a woman’s bathroom to make sure that no men are going into a woman’s bathroom!

Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you! I still seem to think there was someone else...but I’ll just take Janice’s word for it!

Wait~~ok you guys—I seem to remember there was some woman who had slept with a bunch of celebrities and I SWEAR she said the best was Jon Lovitz. Does anyone else remember this? It has haunted my life for the last decade or so. I’m too traumatized to look it up....

Wow!!! Talk about 1st World Problems!!! "The fuck do we need an ice cream maker for?" Fuck these people giving us gifts! "We really, really want to travel somewhere special we haven't been before!!!!!" Do you even hear how whiny you sound? Jesus Christ.

Oh my goodness this is the best thing I've ever read. Thank you SO much for posting this!

That's actually a very interesting way of looking at it, that in America people NEED to tell you about their sex lives. So you've really noticed a difference in how people talk (or don't) about their sex lives in other parts of the world? You're right, it IS rude to ask people if their virgins, or how many people

Fuck off lankypanky.

I don't understand how someone could hear a story like this and think that dogs don't have souls. I still don't get why all of my Christian counselors in high school told me the same; dogs don't have souls so they can't go to heaven. I wouldn't want to go to a heaven that didn't have dogs there!

Boy I really wish fate would quit forcing you to write such insane bullshit!

This is such a perfect article and it totally sums up how I feel about Adam Levine but I just don't have the words to do it......Thank you thank you thank you!!!

What's up with the last sentence though?

I totally agree with you—it's disgusting that a "put-down" is that someone wouldn't get raped. This makes me sick. What is wrong with people?

This article is extremely selective in promoting the benefits of using GMO seeds. Yes, they are resistant to pests, herbicides, and disease, but they also are sterile and therefore unusable for replanting. This means that every year, farmers will have to buy seeds from "Monsanto" , instead of replanting their own