So the other day I had REGULAR stuffed oreos and honestly it was like eating bark. My law will simultaneously require that all oreos be at least double stuffed, with tax breaks for those who make triple and quadruple stuffed.

Sir, I would have loved to have a parent like you. May I suggest an old single cylinder (small capacity) air cooled motorcycle motor to begin? Then the next summer you can make a go kart frame to put it in.

Then the F and I stand for Fucking Incredibly.

Well, between the rules the FIA approves or even considers, I think “Absurd” is at the very least the A in FIA.

I saw a city once. It’s one of those places where you have no space and only view things like the place smelling of piss as a passing inconvenience.

Vote: Square Cash

Vote: Square Cash

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

I speak the truth!

Woah Woah Woah, lets not get all crazy and start using the right tool for the job. That’s not what we do here at lifehacker.

Ludicrous-speed USB.

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Everything went up except the stuff the guests get... those went down... its clearly all about the bride. With costs like that though, the “tax savings” are completely lost since you’d be better off stuffing that 30k into an index fund.

No need to go to ebay:

Indeed. They are breaking laws. Make them spend the night in jail, and dismantle the vehicle. It is unreal to me that people would modify their vehicles to make them pollute more. These are the assholes that throw McDonald’s bags on the ground in front of your house. These are the assholes that care about no one but…

This and loud pipes on rice rockets. I can’t believe those are still a thing. (Man, I sound like an old fart but I live on a busy street. Those cars are, as stated above, for sucks.)

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

I’m 100% with you on this. But I insist there be a wheelie bar under the tortoise’s chin in case a sudden stop tips it forward.

Two words: Tortoise Hellcat.

Steps to getting any car you want