So he was really feeling like "I support your dreams so long as they don't come true"? Schmuck.

sounds like a prank? do you have a common name?

I always wanted to do a Pretty Woman - esque transformation. Go in with my weekend comfy clothes, then with my work clothes.

That site makes me so glad I don't work in retail.

Gay atheist feminists! Waaah!

... That actually sounds like my usual weekly meals. Much better poops on weekdays.

I have my drinks in a ceramic mug / glass cup, in my family, only children who couldn't be trusted with glass were given plastic.

Now, how do I show this to my FIL without seeming passive aggressive?

I haven't talked to my family in 1.5 years, and my stress related illnesses are better for it. But I still crave the delicious food at family gatherings. Now I dread the new food that I don't appreciate. I have no memories from hot chocolate, but tons from blue crab.

pickled veggies make leftovers easy to eat

snooki: sugar, baby. geez.

"You know, I'm not sure I'm abstaining. Because I can't tell the difference between no sex and p in my v sex."

I'm on it to be as productive as I can be, because cramps, mood swings and migraines will really f up my work.

companies are just relabelling baby wipes.

Woah, because she can't get any more clothing?? I cannot understand.

That is awesome. Yay for humanity.

I understand the height difference issue. I'm ever so slightly, but noticably, taller than my fiance and he won't admit it. love him anyway.

I don't think you're a bad person — because I do this myself. Two guys actually. And I'm not available either. But I also know that even if we both were available, nothing would happen.

myfitnesspal.com I used it for about 6 months before I just lost interest.

that is awesome! I want a rescue like that.