Mosquito bites turn into hives on me (friend called it a tumor, but that's only because I'm so small already, any swelling looks really bad on me). I take Benadryl, maximum dose to keep the itching and swelling down, and use Cortizone. Also, OFF! Unscented works wonders on me. for some reason, the Deep Woods kind,…

Me as Daria, muthafuckers. Except that I'm Asian. But I am blind without glasses.

What's wrong with the answer? I had wanted to be a vet too, for the same reason. Honestly, that career would have probably made me more money than the one I'm in now.

I need Olive's mom from Easy A. And her dad. I just need witty parents. "Where are you from originally?"

I've always been a long hair girl. Now, my hair is just barely enough to get into a ponytail. And it's not as bad as I thought it would be. Granted, only family has seen it so far.

There's a star there.

If you're unsure, go to the career development office and ask for a career assessment / Strong skills test (something like that).

I wish I had ice cream. That's sad, because hungry people should be willing to congregate.

I just talked to my friend about this: we have no lives when we're reading. She has a Sony Reader and I have a Kindle. It's amazing when anything gets done.

My grandma made me pinch my nose to make it higher.

I call my dog an idiot all the time. Because it's the truth.

One of my bosses had a fat dog and people would always give her grief about it (she tried everything and nothing worked). Later got a skinny dog and got grief about it too. She just couldn't win. Also, I've had a leg cramp while dog decided he wanted to sleep.

@wellfleet: I didn't find your comment in time, but yea, I posted I was upset about this too. I wish I hadn't just bought one of their coupons.

Anyone else enraged by the Groupon commercial with Timothy Hutton about Tibet? ARGH WTF?

Hold on, limme check. Nope, not cold yet.

@Penny: Coming from NYC, I was convinced my city was the center of the evil, evil world.

@leytpr4: Agreed.

@thenewmrssalazar: Does this 'gift' come with a return receipt?

@Palimpsestina: Instead of fries, we'd ask "You want pills with that?"

@RiotGrrrl: Yea... I wonder if the survey was exclusive choices (like if you picked money, no sex or chocolate for you).