@babyruthless: I was transplanted to the area in May and I am so glad I hadn't run into one of those when I first got down here. Eek.

@honeydooo: glassdoor.com salary, interview and reviews.

@Aysel: It takes a little while, but if that doesn't solve the problem, I'd recommend going to your dentist.

@accountessa: 11 pm.

I didn't realize I'd never leave school.

@Aysel: Does sensitive toothpaste help? It saved my life when lukewarm liquids hurt like I'd been punched.

@devilsanddaffodils: My SO and I have decided that people who have been writing commercials have been using some drugs. Lots of acid.

@snacktastic: HA!

@SuicaLove: bomb alarm clock?

@bonjoursimone: calm down. all will be well. what's the dream job anyway? Is it really far fetched?

I'm an atheist. Your rules don't apply to me.

@B. Schmidt: Lumberjack. I'm stick thin, so my coworkers already find the idea hilarious.

@the misanthropologist (aka heavymetalkarma): I love scented candles. Gel candles are way too hot though.

@thebootyfaerie: Last Friday after work, I crashed at 8:30. It was good.

@fiona.stapleton: Tailor? (Thinking of it thanks to the earlier post.)

@dizzy.mslizzy: Saves on furniture, food and vet bills.

@dizzy.mslizzy: Damn it, I want a kitty!

@BrilliantCorners: I was nearly too lazy to take a shower. I did though.

Yay to the pill. My SO said the pill shouldn't be free because it's not life or death and the government can't pay for non-life-or-death things.

@curlicue: My SO sweats a lot. Like in an AC car, his sweaty palm has worked through thick jeans. He applies antiperspirant the night before, after his shower.