I really want to see a player hit a tape measure homerun that is proceeded with an admiration sequence where the bat boy brings out a pool chair with an umbrella “cocktail”, and then the player kicks back on the chair for 30 seconds while sipping from said “cocktail”.

Damn! The last thing I want to see as a Dodgers fan is Bellinger to hit in the Home Run Derby. This is his first season up in the bigs, he needs to get some rest and start prepping for the 2nd half of the season, not participate in the HR Derby and putting his swing mechanics at risk.

The NL West is usually a battle between the Dodgers and Giants, and Los Angeles being being nine games over .500 in June is unsurprising.

Good baseball player has bad night. Let’s overexaggerate because we need something to write.

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Uh, what? Kimbrel’s is 15, Jansen’s is literally infinite. Jansen just doesn’t show up when you sort by K/BB because the sort function doesn’t know what to make of infinity.

To quote LBJ:

I recognize all of these words, just not in the order you’ve chosen to arrange them.

Creating

I wish some non-evil entity would take advantage of the President’s gullibility and use it for good causes. I forget where I stole this image from:

These are amazing. I know it wasn’t, but due to the limits of then-modern photography I always picture life 50-100 years ago as washed out and grainy. Really interesting to see modern life shot that way.

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

As did Baba Booey! HOWARD STERN’S PENIS!!!

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

You don’t seem to know much about baseball either.

Crazy thing is, this was in the Copa Del Rey knock out round. They went on to completely blow it in the 2nd leg @ Getafe a week later & got eliminated. This goal was all for naught.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”