What, you thinking it should be more like #156?

Also C) it's a pretty garbage goal and probably deserves that spot on merit

Kiszla?

You should say it a third time just to make sure it's clear.

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

I have a reason to not watch Kershaw... I CAN'T, and neither can 70% of the L.A. market. I can't watch online either. Robbed of Vin Scully's (perhaps) last season because of greed. Just sickening.

Oh....you're that guy

Yes, of course! I was speaking about passenger planes. Do I always have to explain the obvious?

You know the only reason they kept the camera on him was due the hot blonde next to him.

Nothing is worse than having to explain as well- and thoroughly-argued a piece as this to some dingus who's pretending not to get it, but: Brazil lost because they made soccer mistakes they wouldn't ordinarily make, because the guys they've trained for countless hours to depend upon weren't there to be depended upon,…

cool story bro.

Yeah; we did all of what Olbermann is suggesting from 1996 to about 2004. We had the Kansas City Wiz, rules that FIFA didn't care for, and Dave O'Brien as the lead announcer on a World Cup. We changed for a a reason.

This is the most insightful article you've written on the USMNT all tournament.

THANK YOU.

Dude you need to lay off the US soccer quality pessimism kool-aid!

Unless you're just still writing like this because (like many people I cheer with) you're scared that if we start actually believing the US is good they'll stop being good, in which case I kind of believe/agree with you and please keep writing these…

Just a little background on this guy, Deadspin. This man is designer Waraire Boswell.

All you have to know is that they're from 'Murica (Regular 'Murica and South 'Murica).