This is the part of the story that makes my head hurt (more than it already has been since election day)

BRILLIANT

THERE’S ONE MORE MYSTERY...

Fuck Stanford and that piece of shit band. The most pompous self indulgent idiots in all of college sports. They should keep the band around, they deserve each other.

ummmm, what? The only viable piece they got was Lamar Odom. They didn’t win until they traded for Pau.

That’s perfect.

“ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSS”

JHC...that end zone is ridiculous.

Gotta love Neuer’s lame ass habit of throwing his hands in the air every time someone scores on him.

How about that person walking along the deck who’s oblivious to everything and looks back at the collision like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d have LenDale White wait one more millisecond and convert that 4th down. Vince Young would never see the field again, and USC would go on to win its 3rd consecutive national championship.

Tajin. A bloody mary or michelada is not complete without it. Salt the rim and sprinkle some in the drink. You’re welcome.

My already opened Jar Jar Binks action figure and 2 months’ supply of SPAM is on its way. Thank you, SIR!

WHY is there no Dash button for toothpaste????????!???!!?!?!? MY KINGDOM for a toothpaste Dash button.

It’s ugly, it’s weird...but goddamn if the Apple Smart Battery case isn’t the best.

It’s ugly, it’s weird...but goddamn if the Apple Smart Battery case isn’t the best.

He’s performing penetrant inspection on a part. It’s a form of NDT (Non-Destructive Testing).

Bill Burr’s roast of these morons is fucking classic and spot on. For anyone interested, it’s the 1/4/16 podcast that starts around the 24:30 mark.

In today’s current form, on a neutral field, Barcelona would destroy Bayern.