For some reason, you get this vibe from her that 1) she drives a lot out of necessity and 2) this aint her first rodeo

I like this version of "Silent Night" better...

"Football Player" and "Football Player's Second Wife" share the first 3 steps.

This is also pretty damn crazy. One second the house is there, and the next.....

Fuck off. "SC" is not South Carolina.

Not to sound too "get off my lawn"ish, but JESUS how refreshing it is to watch a game and not hear "EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS....CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP".

Dem brakes.

Agreed. Game could have been 7-1 without him.

+0000001 00000011

"I'd pay to see that"
-Kobe Bryant...entire city of Orlando...army of baby mamas.

I didn't see it in the video, but this one's a personal favorite. It was the game winner as well.

Not sure about the Morgan, but he definitely did it with the Chrysler Crossfire

As a Lakers fan, this season is still going to suck, but it might suck a hell of a lot less if we can get some entertaining minutes out of this bench. The words "good minutes" and "Lakers bench" haven't been said in the same sentence in well over 10 years.

USC and its fan base passed the "pissed" phase a LOOOOONG time ago.

Kind of a Mickey Mouse chode, if you ask me.

"my ball club" "coastal types"

Nah...it's still funny.

I wish there was a Quote of the Day. This would be my vote.

As soon as the Dodgers start acting like whiny cunts, I'm sure Deadspin will jump on them too.