As a Lakers fan, this season is still going to suck, but it might suck a hell of a lot less if we can get some entertaining minutes out of this bench. The words "good minutes" and "Lakers bench" haven't been said in the same sentence in well over 10 years.

USC and its fan base passed the "pissed" phase a LOOOOONG time ago.

Kind of a Mickey Mouse chode, if you ask me.

"my ball club" "coastal types"

Nah...it's still funny.

I wish there was a Quote of the Day. This would be my vote.

As soon as the Dodgers start acting like whiny cunts, I'm sure Deadspin will jump on them too.

I don't think anyone was wondering. We all knew Kennedy is a MASSIVE penis.

As a native Angeleno, I fully endorse that headline. People here are the absolute worst.

Dem shoulder pads.

The place was absolutely NUTS for a solid 5 minutes.

He definitely struck out like he's been there before.

My thoughts exactly. If not for the errors that cost the team BOTH runs and who-knows-how-many extra pitches, Kershaw would have been pitching a 3-4 hit shutout into the 8th.

Brian McCann strikes out like he's been there before.

Watching that crane lay out it's own tarp and move those wedges of seating from one end to the other was just....tremendous. No joke here...just a sucker for cool time lapses.

Did Pepe finally figure out how to stomp on his OWN head?

the team in yellow and dark stripes is playing the team in yellow and dark stripes. JESUS.

He was the son of a Dodgers employee.

I really like Rut and Tanner...but Adam is just unbearable. To think that his slot should have belonged to Adam Carolla...it gives me a sad.