"He can draw 3,000 fans?? Let's sign him" - NY Red Bull Management

baaahahahaahaaahahahahaha. +LETSGOLETSGO

Ray Hudson and Phil Schoen are really the only American/English speaking announcers worth their salt.

Especially when 2 of those 4 shouldn't have been allowed. ;)

This is honestly one of the most impressive things I've ever seen during a sports game.

So this is what it looks like when a guy prematurely ejaculates into his fake girlfriend.

Any time I hear Tom Brokaw's voice, I instantly think of "Gerald Ford, dead today..."

Were terrible un-listenable songs also big in the 90's, too? I guess so.

Add to that the fact that the Padres earlier threw at Kemp's head WITHOUT him charging the mound, and the guy has a case for a couple of "We'll see, bitch"es

It was Lennay Kekua Night at Fenway

It IS weird to see David Villa, Andres Iniesta, and Xavi Hernandez dance around out there with no apparent desire to finish.

Hilarious. This guy just can't help himself with the end of Barcelona dooms day articles....are we on number 3 or 4??

Wired: Why the Halo Movie Failed to Launch

i never watched the game...but i'm gonna judge it like i did.

I don't get it. How can one be so dismissive of a goal that should never have been allowed and be like, yeah well, they deserved it. They LITERALLY did NOT deserve the draw.

This is why teams don't.

How was it to be on Howard Stern yesterday? If you're a superfan, you played off the excitement very well.

Drew, heard you on Stern this morning. HOLY SHIT STERN AND DREW TOGETHER AT LAST. How was it for you?

Even with the towel covering it...GAAHHHHHH THAT LEG IS DOING THINGS IT SHOULDN'T

Now we know what map was used by North Korea to plan its attacks.