Did you SEE how those people reacted to the meteor? This wouldn't even cause a double-take.

Debt....lots and lots o'debt.

So, President Truman....are you going to love it? orrrr list it?

On the money. I love Deadspin, but this article is garbage.

Oh look, someone who knows what they're talking about. Very well said.

And Real Madrid is shitting the bed in that historically unprecedented down year. Where is the article outlining their demise, or rather short lived stint at the top.

Their manager is out with cancer, their backline is old, and they are (were until a few hours ago) juggling their involvement in three tournaments.

Yes, let's just gloss over their historic and unprecedented dominance in the league this year. Better to judge them based on a two legged tie.

I've read this article twice and I still don't get what the hell is going on here.

+1

He can fly, he can fight, and he can......

I didn't know the dirt on my screen moves in unison with the president's suit when I scroll down. Thanks for the tip.

They couldn't bother to run a lint brush over his suit? The right side of his suit is covered in dust/lint.

His ability to chip from any angle will always and forever leave my jaw on the floor.