Did you SEE how those people reacted to the meteor? This wouldn't even cause a double-take.

Debt....lots and lots o'debt.

On the money. I love Deadspin, but this article is garbage.

Oh look, someone who knows what they're talking about. Very well said.

And Real Madrid is shitting the bed in that historically unprecedented down year. Where is the article outlining their demise, or rather short lived stint at the top.

Their manager is out with cancer, their backline is old, and they are (were until a few hours ago) juggling their involvement in three tournaments.

Yes, let's just gloss over their historic and unprecedented dominance in the league this year. Better to judge them based on a two legged tie.

+1

He can fly, he can fight, and he can......

His ability to chip from any angle will always and forever leave my jaw on the floor.