HERE. FOR. THIS.

I love these posts. I basically just let my eyes gloss over while I scroll, which is especially fun with those falling bananas images. Bobby and Ellie, you’re doing the lord’s work.

It also helps to have this gif handy:

Yoko is like a comfort blanket at this point. If she’s not in tweet beat my whole day gets thrown off.

I need to see what Yoko is talking and thinking about daily, addiction?

Her next date should be with a new hairdresser because that cut and color aint it.

I am so impressed by Elizabeth Smart and thankful for her advocacy. I have used her quote about the chewed gum metaphor (used in abstinence only “sex ed” classes) in my victimology and juvenile delinquency classes (when we talk about the impact of adverse childhood experiences) to explain why we need age appropriate…

“Those who download and possess child pornography create a market that causes more children to be harmed,” U.S. Attorney Eileen M. Decker said in a statement. “Young victims are harmed every time an image is generated, every time it is distributed, and every time it is viewed.”

Keep fucking rocking, Elizabeth Smart! That’s all I’ve got. I have no snark or cynicism to give. Just keep being an amazing human being.

I remember when The Truman Show was super funny but also very sad and sort of science fiction, and people’s reactions were “yeah right, as if that would ever happen!”

Trevor Noah didn’t tell her how to react. He was floored, and I was too, that she confronted him with all of his hateful tweets and let the whole thing go with an “did I do that? Oh, excuse me,” then moved on like it never happened.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

I don’t want the Dems to get too cocky and think this election will be a cakewalk. I want to see whomever the Dem nominee working their ass off this campaign season and not take Trump for granted.