Someday the whole Ball Family saga will make a great 30 for 30 cautionary tale.  

I’m sure this guy will be there to help them out

Fans suggesting a director for a Star Wars movie has become the new hipster trend. “You know who should direct? That guy that made that movie that you’ve probably never heard of.”

The idea that voters could be influenced by media content that is clearly fake is simply absurd and................oh wait. Never mind.

Snowflake, noun.

Oh boy...better lace ‘em up and learn to play “the right way” now that you’re in St. Louis dude. Would hate to see this kid get the ‘Fowler’ treatment.

Before we go patting Alabama on the back for rejecting Moore let’s keep in mind that he still got 48% of the vote. Hardly a ringing endorsement that The Cotton State is progressing much beyond the Jim Crow era.  

Or this guy

This guy rounds up better talent than Currie

I bet he was a blast to sit next to in Creative Writing 101.

Cooperstown is the Ron Burgundy of HOF’s. Proudly standing erect, coated in Sex Panther and anticipating the adoring droves to fall at their feet.

If he starts again we should all agree on a charity and donate $5 in his name for each pick he throws. Then again, I’m not made of money.

So let me guess, they’re going to build a Chick-fil-A there now, right?

This game film will eventually be entered into evidence as “Exhibit A” by Kaepernick’s legal team.

This really needs to become an ESPN College GameDay segment. I mean, how many times can you put on a mascot’s head?

Inspired by a flight attendant, Sting writes “Don’t Stand So Close To Me”

Papa John

Something I always end up doing when I go too fast on the bunny hill and hit a bump.

Jerry is just working his behind-the-scenes magic to eventually install a puppet dictator...er....commissioner. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the next commissioner of the NFL:

(Does quick Wiki check on Johnstown)