I happily relocated for my job to Florida last year from Illinois. So far, this state has turned out to be everything my friends warned me about. I’m flying back to Illinois Friday ahead of the storm, renting a hotel room and telling nobody I’m back.

The Giants must be shocked considering his stellar performance before the trade....

I was in Atlanta on business the day after the Superbowl. It was like going back in time and seeing what people looked like the day Lee surrendered to Grant.

The Packers fan base is the Best Fans In Baseball of the NFL

In Ukraine, hole finds you....

Ah yes, the tasty ‘unwritten rules’. I remember the Cubs walking Bryce Harper 13 times in a four game series last year and getting called cowards and everything else for not pitching to him.

What we all want to really know is...did she get a gift basket afterwards?

Please tell me his walk up song is “Behind Blue Eyes”

I’m an Illinois transplant in St Pete and OMG the cowbells! Between that and the 80's hairband music between innings, it’s like the largest minor league hockey venue I’ve been to.

I’m a transplant living in St Pete and I fully expect this series to outdraw the Rays average game attendance.

“There is no such thing as bad publicity” - Dan Snyder

Why do I picture Marrone issuing this statement via poor video, in a concrete room and ending it with “I’m am being treated well here. I have been told I am not a prisoner.”

I’m gonna guess the sheets will turn up with eye holes cut into them.

+1 Noise Cancelling Headline

Unpopular take but as a Cubs fan I actually liked Baylor. He almost seemed like the underdog with that roster he was given to work with.

I can only hope that the media guide lists Quintana as Dorian Gray’s Portrait the rest of the season. The starting rotation needs a sin-eater this season.

+1 Roman Polanski

Maybe they can get Jo Arpaio to find some additional ‘labor’ to help with stadium maintenance.