they just wanna wash his clothes ya know? yikes

Classic. U tell him to be careful when he gets to college.

this whole tourney i’ve really struggled to differentiate really harmful white supremacists from the more amusing wypipo entries

The irony of white allies winning a wypipo tournament...i think we’re getting upset by the GOP though. #whitetears

I also like Molly, don’t necessarily see myself in her personality, but definitely her professional and dating experiences. But can’t want for all the stories!!

My bad boy would not stay inside no matter what I did. He was feral when I found him and damn I tried because I too know why cats should be inside (and i love birds!!!!) but he was a little shit and escaped, meowed all night, etc. Now he’s basically trained to come inside at night and as he gets older, is more and…

Tennies! (I think this is PNW dialect.)

Lawyers call this “bad facts.” You’re so right. And I am sad that most white folks don’t have the analysis to remotely parse through the nuances of this situation as you did above, making it a really shitty situation for any growth/change.

Durkan’s the “establishment” candidate fa sho. Popular Democratic fundraiser/behind-the-scenes wonk, prosecutor that has some claim to the consent decree on SPD, and endorsed by Seattle Times and Ed Murray. Also gay, but like, not *too* gay which is just enough for Seattle liberals.

I read recaps/live tweet and watched an interview with Nikkita afterwards. I think everybody kinda did as expected by their supporters? Like Durkan was a boring mess (and also a yes-woman to everyone else) and Nikkita and Jessyn were super competent. Nothing super “new” was revealed. I love Bob’s politics, but I think…

Sorry wrong language, inappropriate use of a visa? Some people don’t make the claim right away though, I’ve noticed.

This happens at the Junior Olympics fairly often, where folks want to claim asylum so they jumpstart the process by overstaying a visa. I hope they’re safe with family somewhere.

It’s also false modesty like “aw shucks” because the pair of them did a lot to get where they are. He didn’t just randomly become a builder-contractor. They both went to college...etc.

I came here for more sports jokes, keep ‘em coming!

Send ‘em all to the NIT instead of the Big Dance.

Lmao “Monday morning quarterbacking” where a judge ruled in favor of the family on every. damn. count. for a total of $15 million.

All people to cops (and the justice system) are criminal masterminds out to fuck shit up and kill folks. We have decided as a society that we can give discretion to cops to inflict massive harm and never be held accountable because...cops? The fact that it plays out in a racialized hierarchy is no surprise in this…

I think it would’ve been better if politicians were in their own bracket? Because I was doing the same as you.