I don’t know whether to laugh about this or to rage-scream because someone that petty and vindictive is our President-Elect.

I believe it 100%. I believe that Christie made it clear he wanted to be attorney general. And I believe Trump offered him every job but that just to humiliate him.

No clue.

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”

I don’t know, wasn’t it Christie that Trump accused of trying to box him into the SOS position?

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

At this point, I’m not sure I believe this. It feels a bit like an attempt to save face.

The idea that we should question the credibility of the fucking CIA and FBI, and take HIS word for it?

He doesn’t believe Russia tampered with the election.... based on what?? The CIA wouldn’t speak up publicly unless it had solid evidence. So when Drumpf says something we just say ok even though it’s based on nothing factual?

Isn’t the purpose of the Electoral College to prevent the populous from electing incompetents who appeal to the lowest common denominator of the voting masses? You know, like back in 1787, to prevent a slick huckster who talked a good game out in boondocks from being voted in over experienced, knowledgable candidates…

We’re boned.

Remember when he flirted with Kasich for vp, and Kasich said “what would my responsibilities be?” And Trump said “foreign and domestic policy.”

He’s also been saying repeatedly that Tillerson is a “world-class player”. My god, is the guy trying to fill cabinet positions or is he casting for The Sopranos?

You realize he’s also throwing shade at Obama, who does read the PDBs, so clearly he isn’t as smart as Trump. Must be the education system in Kenya.

Not dissimilar to trying to teach quantum physics to a 3 year old.

You know why? Because he’s terrified. That’s what terrified people do: hide.

Look everybody, they have a system. Who are we to criticize? Pence reads all the briefings for the week, then creates a picture book for Trump with easy to read buzz phrases like “REALLY FANTASTIC” or “TREMENDOUS PROBLEM” depending on the state of things in the world.

It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion.It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion. It has to be the Onion.

I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.

What use are intelligence briefings to one of such an inherently brief intellect?