He's "edgy," not edgy.

SPLINT CHESTHAIR!

SPLINT CHESTHAIR!

Dang, my KFC closes at, like, 11.

Dang, my KFC closes at, like, 11.

Alan Turing was an ex-man.

Alan Turing was an ex-man.

My favorite is from a couple days ago: "
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!"

My favorite is from a couple days ago: "
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!"

It's a wonderful restaurant!

It's a wonderful restaurant!

I wish I could find handball on one of my many NBC networks more often. It's becoming one of my favorites.

I wish I could find handball on one of my many NBC networks more often. It's becoming one of my favorites.

They showed her do it in qualifications. It was gloriously cheesy. I was disappointed we could only hear it tonight.

They showed her do it in qualifications. It was gloriously cheesy. I was disappointed we could only hear it tonight.

I'm just waiting for somebody to bust out a Triple Lindy.

Rivers definitely seems like the type who would play a barbarian.

Rivers definitely seems like the type who would play a barbarian.

Don't forget Ghostface Killah/Tony Starks. And MF DOOM.

Did anybody notice that Bob Costas was wearing a spread collar with a tie knot that was too small? Who dresses Bob Costas? Either wear a pointed collar with your dinky tie knot, or tie a wider knot to fill the collar. Pull it together, Costas.