I think they name them all in one of the Simpsons games. I call that non-canon!

Definitely a favorite Homer line for me. Even in soups I like some big chunks of solids!

Definitely a favorite Homer line for me. Even in soups I like some big chunks of solids!

I probably wouldn't list it in my favorites if I was thinking of them, but it has some of my favorite bits. Homer's affair with the sandwich, Lisa hallucinating on the water… I guess I love the Homer stuff and the Duff Garden's scenes, but I don't care much about Selma's plight.

I probably wouldn't list it in my favorites if I was thinking of them, but it has some of my favorite bits. Homer's affair with the sandwich, Lisa hallucinating on the water… I guess I love the Homer stuff and the Duff Garden's scenes, but I don't care much about Selma's plight.

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

Magic Mike co-star Kevin Nash?

Magic Mike co-star Kevin Nash?

That makes a lot of sense.

That makes a lot of sense.

That's crazy, too. Because it would have been right around 1993/1994 that I first read it. I had no idea that's when it had come out until recently.

That's crazy, too. Because it would have been right around 1993/1994 that I first read it. I had no idea that's when it had come out until recently.

We had intermediate school also, though it was 4-5th, and middle school was 6-8th.

We had intermediate school also, though it was 4-5th, and middle school was 6-8th.

I'm pretty sure I read The Giver in three different English classes while in school. Our teachers must not have been particularly creative at choosing books for the class to read. I liked it though, it was definitely one of the better books we read. Though I do remember the end of the book feeling very rushed.

I'm pretty sure I read The Giver in three different English classes while in school. Our teachers must not have been particularly creative at choosing books for the class to read. I liked it though, it was definitely one of the better books we read. Though I do remember the end of the book feeling very rushed.

I think that the "Piss On You" sketch is better than "Piss On You (Remix)," even though we all know that "Ignition (Remix)" is better than "Ignition."

I think that the "Piss On You" sketch is better than "Piss On You (Remix)," even though we all know that "Ignition (Remix)" is better than "Ignition."

A friend of mine, who's really into investing, uses "You need to diversify your bonds" all the time, but he can never bring himself to say the "nigga."