Yes. She totally nails it.

Isn't Annie Clark just the dreamiest?

WANTED: Women who don't mind getting freaky in the backseat of a Ford Festiva.

Where do they stand on raw jellybeans?

THANK YOU.

I got a big rocket! What am I supposed to do, cut it in half?

you suck! Dallas Rules!

Exactly! That's the only reason I listed those particular shows. They're all the shows I currently follow, and a couple others that are off the air. I didn't want to write an exhaustive list.

You're telling them you're a philanthropist, right?

What about The Boneds?

It's just like Marley & Me!

They basically paid two people three grand to try to gain thirty pounds in thirty days, and had them live in an apartment together.

Considering I actually mention I play Dungeons & Dragons in mine, I avoid nothing.

Remember when The Spark paid people to get fat?

Make a Will Save against feminine wiles, Archmage.

I don't remember the show too well. Was Bo Jackson as awesome in the show as he was in Tecmo Bowl?

Well, there's a specific question that OKCupid asks you about your favorite music, movies, and tv shows.

Yep. I'm pretty damn fucked in that not-getting-fucked respect.

The Pick-A-Size paper towels are the way to go!

I don't mention 30 Rock in mine! Is that a mistake?