What we really need is a Point-Counterpoint show starring Joan Calamezzo and Perd Hapley.

I'm claiming "Hog of War" as the name of my dick, so I have something new to say to the ladies.

Yeah, I'm fine with the ending. I thought the first rewind was hilarious, but the reveal that this is the TWELFTH Friday in a row that Archer has forced them to watch Terms of Enragement while drinking mimosas and eating lox was fantastic.

Yeah, this is up there with the absolute best Archers. Yesterday, in SEINFELD, we were talking about how George's monologue about saving the whale was pretty much the best scene the show ever did.

She looked good, but not as good as Alison Brie as Honey Bunny.

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory??

Carded and Discarded
It basically sounds like the Freaks and Geeks episode where the new girl starts hanging out with Sam, Neal, and Bill.

"And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."

Man, I quote that speech every time I use cinnamon, or tell people I used cinnamon in something.

Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.

Sorry about the weird blank gap in the middle. A man named Jerry Gergich screwed up the recording somehow. He had one job to do!

Revenge of the Sith was pretty great stoned. Event Horizon was fucking terrifying.

Heathen isn't bad (it has a really good cover of Pixies' "Cactus"), and there are some tracks that I really dig from Earthling. I think his 90s and 2000s output was probably better than 80s Bowie.

Hyden said. And best since Low? Because I really like "Heroes" through Let's Dance, so the best since Low would be pretty great.

Pacific Blue

Cool Game About America Being Invaded
FREEDOM FIGHTERS. It wasn't perfect, but I thought it was a lot of fun to play. Goddamn Commies, get outta New York.

I like Spice Coast because it makes me think of Space Ghost. Hey, there's your spokesperson!

Yeah, Archer nailing her behind the x-ray was one of my favorite visuals of the entire series so far.

OH! That's what a grenade is? I've been trying to figure that out for MONTHS, without watching Jersey Shore.

Oh, man, dark chocolate covered espresso beans are pretty much the best thing.