The Douche broke the story wide open!

I can keep running Lycos searches, right?

Perd Hapley is an all-time great funny name, with or without Turd Crapley.

They could get Ned Beatty, though.
He's just as good, right?

They brew a helluva beer, though.

I hated it when I read it, too. I've been meaning to go back to it, now that I'm older.

THIS JUST IN: Immaculate Misconception is weirded out by boobies and pubes. Film at 11.

I love the Netflix interface on Live. I wish that my Blu-Ray player had as good a streaming interface.

It wasn't Valentine's related
But this was the best reader submitted question feature ever

Alton Brown did an episode of Good Eats about the difference between city hams and country hams.

No, Pinkie. He's not from HAVANA.

Let's gooooooo!
Really, let's all go!

I ordered a calzone tonight because of Parks and Rec! It was pretty damn good!

You know what I like?
Calzones!

Man, I'm way out of the porn loop. The only name I recognize is Lexi Belle, and I don't have a clue who she is.

Sexy Rod Serling?
Who is saying that original Rod Serling wasn't sexy?

Yeah, I was wondered why he looked familiar.

I'm waiting for the day when statues become animated, and these bronze boxing gods can duke it out for our amusement.

I don't trust Biden to properly protect the space-time continuum. He'll probably get some hot ancient chick drunk and then grope her.

The best part about how much Jerry sucks is that objectively he's pretty awesome. But damn if the show doesn't get me on board with Jerry hate.