Yeah, I like Equilibrium quite a bit.

Why is the star of The Hurt Locker and The Town trying to give us healthy samples?

Didn't they say it was the Action Man and not Action Johnny?

Get in here!

Your putter's name is Charlene.

Bart is on a strict diet of carbohydrates. Steak will make him logy.
Newsflash, Lisa! Bart is not a horse.

I want to click it so bad, but I'm at work. Work would get mad at me, right?

Co-ed showers are great in the movies, but you know that in real life you'd be surrounded by a bunch of hairy fat dudes.

Ghostal Recall!

@Miller — They're definitely trying to to fill the void left when BCN went off the air. They're playing a lot of the stuff that BCN would play. I notice a lot of Alice in Chains coming from my radio now, which is a lot "louder" than what FNX usually played.

Is Metacritic's season data really for the whole season? I thought they only tracked season premieres, and such. So BSG, Season 3 is really only for the season premiere of Season 3 (which is one of the best BSG episodes).

And Troy McClure

More likely Drunk Hulk

We're gonna be like three little Fonzie's here.
And what's Fonzie like?

That MCR song is REALLY frickin' catchy, though. I like them despite myself.

Who can tell me the atomic weight of bolognium?

New vending machines, thanks to our friends at Nestle and Coca-Cola!

"Far Beyond the Stars" is a little heavy-handed, but overall it's really good.

"The Visitor" is simply excellent. Great damn episode.

Goddamn the bees. I think Candyman is why I'm so scared of bees.