My Ryan Reynolds hate stems from Van Wilder. I hated every bit of that movie, and I hated him the most.

You get today's Internet.

Why?
Why is MacGyver talking in that weird voice?

Who dressed her? I would think that it was Sesame Street's costuming department.

They call it "(bleep) my dad says"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they've seen more revealing outfits at the grocery store.

As long as you finish before WordGirl comes on.

I've thankfully forgotten most of what happened in Nemesis. What junk.

We also wouldn't have Paul's Boutique.

Dr. Dre Cognac
Aged for an indefinite number of years.

Spider-Man 2 was a good one. There aren't many others.

Bioware didn't make Bioshock. Irrational Games is making Bioshock Infinite (which looks stunning). Bioware is working on their Star Wars MMO.

50 Cent's twitter is great. He's clearly just trying to compete with Kanye.

They're totally aliens.

But then "rogue" should be capitalized, because they would be comparing Cladun to the game Rogue. I'm thinking about this way too much.

Unless they are, in fact, using "rogue-like" as an adjective, and not calling the game itself a roguelike.

Also, isn't the accepted form "roguelike?" I've never seen it hyphenated.

BOIOIOIOING

So it's all fake? Like The Onion?

Next time, Switters, you should see if Matt Forte can run within the 5 yard line. Surely one of those carries could have resulted in a touchdown to seal a win over me.