THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD, NOT ME.

That little dance is so perfect.

See, I also always remember it as "slave to the two jar grind," and I always have to remind myself that I'm wrong about that. I actually had to watch it to make sure I had it right in my head.

There was Dijonnaise, but that was blended. Not separate swirls!

Are you a
TWO JAR SLAVE?

It won't be long until Don Draper has to resort to butt suckin' to get his kicks.

Yeah, I can see where he's coming from on "A Star Is Burns," but the episode turned out great. Senor Spielbergo, non-union Mexican equivalents, footballs in groins, Boo-unrs, it's a classic.

It's actually pretty good for a late period simpsons. totally watchable. And Brooks is brilliant in it.

"I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral."

Oh man, I love "CantStandYa."

I always wanted to be a Teamster
So lazy and surly. Mind if I relax next to you?

I wonder if there was a secret Whoopi-Depardieu romance on the set of Bogus.

That's what I get for not having any fancy big-city film schoolin'.

Wait, people in other countries don't like Bruce? What's wrong with them?

Ken's nothing more than a haircut.

I should have scrolled down! That bit was my favorite part.

I nearly rolled over laughing when everybody was screaming, sure they were going to die, and then the jump cut to them exiting the plane safely.

Gratuitous Wet T-Shirt Scenes
What happened to those? I think most movies would be improved by them.

Way Out West is one of my favorite Big Star songs
It's interesting reading about how he had a normal life after Big Star. I think that's cool. So many people just try to hold on to that part of their lives, but he moved on, and he sounds like he was pretty successful at it.

I'm surprised at how hard I laugh at Champion The Drinker.