Our porn producers are getting lazy. The 30 Rock one was just "30 Rock: And XXX Parody," instead of something great like 30 Cock.

You should have Conan do AV Undercover
I suggest that Conan do "Kokomo."

I'm looking forward to Michael Bay blowing up the Glad Family of Products

Pushing Daisies looked great in HD too. I never got into the show, but it really popped on screen.

That sounds really interesting, actually. I never would have thought to read The Blind Side (I didn't even know Lewis wrote it) but I like reading about the business of sports.

I've heard a lot more good things about Kick-Ass than bad things. Overwhelmingly good things, actually. I didn't have a big interest in seeing it, but I'm being convinced.

I enjoyed The Golden Compass. I was incredibly high at the time, so I don't remember details, but I do know that two BEARS wearing fucking BATTLE ARMOR and fighting was exactly what I wanted to see that night.

I liked Straight Plan for the Gay Man
It was a funny idea.

"I want to be on you" - TheZeppo

When Super Troopers came out, it felt like everybody thought that these guys were gonna be the next big thing in comedy. It didn't quite pan out, but Beerfest was still pretty enjoyable.

Dammit, why haven't we made Batman an honorary Avenger yet?

Aw crap. I'm an idiot for putting off watching all the Herzog, I guess.

Well, Cool Whip does suck, but I usually get good results from the canned stuff, like Reddi-Whip, or from a local dairy producer.

When will our nation's frat-scientists invent a roofie foam?

Yeah, I have to go with "Search and Destroy." It's just a thundering ball of awesome.

Hmmm?

Ooh, but what if we made some booze infused ice cream? Maybe using a stout? And drop that into an ale for a black & tan float!

Man, I still fill my mouth with a giant blast of whipped cream when I can. Making it alcohol? Sheeeit, boy, things are lookin' up!

I'm gonna eat one tomorrow!

They should just do a What Up With That? every week. Any excuse to see Sudekis bounce around in a tracksuit.