Won't somebody think of the poor manatees?

And the bouncer is Jackie Chiles from SEINFELD.

Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight was way better anyway.

When I googled Andrew Koenig earlier to find out what was going on
Google's top headline was "Celebrities searching for Boner."

Well, better I do it anonymously, rather than tell me family. Or girlfriend.

Ugh, I feel like that all the time. And I don't even have a job one could really call a career!

Here's one from where I live now! http://www.theonion.com/con… "Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife"

ONN is really where the Onion has been shining lately. When they launched it, it really seems to have rejuvenated them.

My favorite Turnbee is "Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options."

There was one just this week that pretty much sums me up:

There's a pretty good list of the names and numbers over at Lostpedia. I think the numbers are gonna end up being no so important, at least as far as storytelling goes. It's who's left that matters.

Wow!
The mid-80s were a pretty busy period for time travel! Who would have thought they'd be so popular?

I wasn't familiar with the term "hand-dipped ice cream." We always called it "hard ice cream," as opposed to "soft-serve."

The Frosty is good. Don't they hand-spin them, now? I haven't tried them since they made a big deal out of that. They might not even do it anymore.

I think dessert is a perfectly valid breakfast. I have consumed a slice of chocolate cake, or a handful of cookies, as my breakfast on occasion.

Ebert totally knocked boots with Oprah.

Yeah, she is exceedingly WEIRD looking now.

I'm not sure if I remember that Blessid Union of Souls song, but I remember the band name. I'm not about to hook up my speakers to my computer to find out.

I think part of it is that more and more bands became one-hit wonders, instead of having a string of hits. Especially once the boy-band and pop-tart machine of Lou Pearlman broke down.

The album that had "Clumsy" and "Superman's Dead" (wasn't it called Clumsy?) had a couple of hits in the US.