The problem with a lot of Unhappy Hipsters is that the "hipsters" are actually yuppies.

Wow, Dave Sim sure has no humility.

Snoop.

I'm yer huckleberry.

There's a link, and it's in the same thread as the word "porn." I think I shouldn't visit that site at work.

What's wrong with being gay-homosexual? Omar is a gay-homosexual, and he's totally badass.

I love R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, but he's all bluster.

Voytek is totally awesome. "He liked a cigarette, he liked a bottle of beer - he drank a bottle of beer like any man."

I agree. Mr. T is a bit older, but I think he can still pull off BA.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, Man vs. Wild might have better production values, since Bear has a camera crew. But Les Stroud goes it alone. That makes him fore awesome.

You're sending the Wolf? Sheeeit, Negro, that's all you had to say!

My dog is named Ripley because Ripley is so badass. Seriously, Ripley is more badass than almost everybody on the list up there, male or female.

Lacrosse is gay.
YOU'RE GAY! I mean, I am too…

Dirty Harry is one of our great bad-asses. He totally has an exhibit in the Hall of Badassery.

I'm with Oates. AMC is crap, save for Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Catwoman is not a classic. American Ninja IV is not a classic.

But Doom SUUUUUUUCKED in the movies. The criteria was TV or film. The pussified movie Doom doesn't rank.

First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.

I like the one where the sandwich is a whole turkey between two slices of bread being airlifted in.

And Kevin Smith can destroy the comedy in anything. WHO WILL PREVAIL?