His mama call 'im Clay, imma call 'im Clay!

Yet parents probably wouldn't mind if their kids were singing "Sex Machine."

I was always disappointed when I went to the comedy club and Katt Williams was performing.

Ha! I get it!

It's just going to be an excerpt from a 127 hour long version of "Bouncing Around the Room."

I was wary off ONN when it started, because I didn't know how The Onion would translate to video.

I'm a big wuss
I'd just lay there and die. I ain't cutting my arm off with a dull knife!

The definitive A Christmas Carol
Is Scrooged. Everything is made better when Bobcat Goldthwait is shooting up the joint!

I haven't read it, but this looks zanier than anything I'd imagine Dickens writing.

Yeah, that's a really great album. Frank Black just ROARS through "Sugar Daddy."

Yeah, I think there are some neat little directoral flourishes in the movie. It's not overly fancy, but it works. And I love the "Wig in a Box" sequence.

I don't want to look like a WEIRDO. I'll just go with a muumuu.

We got a right to pick a little fight

Not only is the soundtrack good, but the tribute album is great too. Frank Black, They Might Be Giants, Sleater-Kinney w/ Fred Scheneider, it's fantastic.

Dammit, I mean Virtuosity, don't I? Virtuality was that canned Ron Moore pilot, I think.

Oh, come on mbs, I cannot hear comparisons between The Fray and Hall & Oates. The Fray is stripped-down, white-bread junk. H&O is chock full of soul.

Existenz is better than a movie with that plot should ever be, thanks to Cronenberg.

Hmmm, it might have been Alien: Resurrection for me also.

I was surprised with all the boobs in Caprica. I guess SyFy needs something to edit out.

At least up until the "this is a knife" scene. But I never remember where in the movie that is, so if I come in later, I end up watching until the end.