Videogames can still scare me, too. I never made it all the way through Doom 3 because of nerves. And I think I've mentioned here before how the giant blob and giant bubble in the Final Palace in Zelda 2 scared the bejeezus out of me as a kid.

FUCK YEAH POT PIES

Whale Wars is actively offensive. I almost come away from it pro-whaling due to the sheer ineptitude of the people on the boat. Their main goal seems to be inconveniencing the whalers. One this they were doing were cruising up to the whaling ships in their speedboats and lobbing stink bombs at them. STINK BOMBS! These…

If KISS were really awesome, they'd dress their drummer as Batman for a show.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
Wasn't Sabrina on ABC, not CBS? And wasn't it pretty faithful to the original Archie comics? It almost sounds like Elvira's show was more like Sabrina, only not focusing on Sabrina.

Was the cardboard cutout stacked?

Where's our Elvira and Pee-Wee Herman crossover movie?

The ghost writer bit cracked me up. O'Neal, you are a big dork!

It is a surprisingly awesome movie. I'd put it in with Clue in that respect.

Poppy is the king of the bagels. Except those little seeds get EVERYWHERE. They're like the glitter of foodstuffs.

Elvira is pretty awesome. I like how self-aware she is. She doesn't seem to take things too seriously, and isn't too bent out of shape about what didn't work out. She's done well for herself.

I liked Caprica a lot more than I expected to. I'm really looking forward to the series.

I'm not familiar with this "Steamroller" game. Is it anything like playing Nightcrawlers?

How much Brother Cavil do we get? I hope it's a lot, because Dean Stockwell was awesome.

I'm not hearing an A-
I liked some of the stuff off their debut. It was okay, but nothing spectacular. And neither is this. Most of it seems to sound like a lesser Black Keys.

The "be on the news" line was the top one for me.

It was actually his "Sanctum Solarium," which is a Doctor Strange reference.

Nobody likes Vampire in Brooklyn? No, nobody likes Vampire in Brooklyn.

Bill Pullman merged with Bill Paxton into Bill Paxman.

I thought I'd be with you, but I really have trouble listening to most Sublime songs nowadays. They're pretty grating.