What's with the turtle meats jokes, lately. Dwight gave Jim and Pam a turtle pot, turtle hammer, bibs, and turtles for their wedding.

He's also in the fantastically absurd ON DEADLY GROUND. And in the episode of DS9 when Vic's lounge in the holosuite was being squeezed by the mob.

To be fair, nobody wants to to do Charlie work.

Burger King bathroom, please. If it's good enough for Humpty, it's good enough for me.

I can't stop giggling at "full-on rapist."

Alright. So somebody on the internet has made a Grilled Charlie before. Who wants to take the bold step to figure out how to make a milksteak?

Uh oh, I'm smellin' trouble brewin' between Michael Jai White's abs and Gerard Butler's abs.

I was never a KISS fan, until I saw them live. I ended up getting free tickets to KISS/Aerosmith, so I totally went. And KISS were awesome.

Is there a better first name than Max? I don't think so. Couple it with a kickass last name, and you're golden.

FUCK YEAH! This looks great. Absolutely great. I get chills from watching the trailer.

I saw the trailer with a couple of friends of mine (before District 9, I think?) and immediately said that it looked terrible. AND THEY THOUGHT IT LOOKED GOOD? Can these people really be my friends?

You just know some sort of evil mastermind makes his home on Kung Fu Island.

This looks balls out great
Fuckin' great, I say.

All this stuff is fine, but NO INCEST!!

John Hodgman: Monster Truck Driver

Well, Modell's assertion that we know him from the Cyndi Lauper videos is pretty accurate, but it goes so much deeper than that. Albano's association with Lauper was an integral part of wrestling's explosion in the 80s. Along with Hulk Hogan's popularity, it was probably the biggest thing to cause wrestling to go…

Piper has cancer? That sucks. Not only was he an awesome wrestler, but he was also in They Live.

Mr. Fuji was flat out fantastic. THROW SALT IN THEIR EYES! What a heel! A top 5 is very had, because there were so many great managers during that period. Now the wrestlers are expected to speak for themselves, and it's not the same.

Ha. That Mr. Ernst sure was a big dork! He didn't know the first thing about running a dude ranch!

Man, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show was so weird. Whose idea was it that kids would love to watch a Mario Bros. show where they hung out in their crummy apartment in Brooklyn?