Until I saw Epitaph One, I wasn't sure if Whedon had a plan for the show or not. I'm extremely interested to see how they get to 2019.

It is called Archer, and it might be available from an illegal source near you!

DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE!

That tie was aces.

Yeah, the kid from E.T. is who I thought it was when I just saw the name.

Acceptable.TV was really good. Homeless James Bond slayed me.

Isn't grilling the American way? Every chance I get, I cook on a grill. And as long as you can control your flame, and have enough room to avoid flareups, you can cook just as well over that flame as you can in a fancy pan. I was actually shocked that these folk didn't know how to grill.

Damn you Matrix Reloaded! I could have gone to see Sepultura that night if I knew you were going to suck!

I think Popeye's is great, but they're not big around here. The nearest one I can think of is in Providence. What is it with Providence and fried chicken?

Popeyes' is really good, but they're not huge in the northeast. The nearest I can think of off the top of my head is in… PROVIDENCE!

Providence is only about an hour an a half from me (wow, that sounds pretty far). Still, I should totally go eat Double Downs, once. I can't believe Nathan beat me to it, since I've been saying I was going to eat one for weeks.

Army of Darkness was the first movie I ever considered as my favorite movie. It's no longer, it has fallen a few spots, but I still adore it just the same. I was hooked from the moment I saw it on Pay-Per-View back when it came out.

Okay, I'm totally sold on "chainsaw vs. chainsaw duel." Phantasm 2 will definitely be watched by me.

Awww, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby!

Winona Ryder is a convicted felon (though apparently they were later reduced with misdemeanors, which is disappointing)

Phantasm is so good. I'm not big on horror, but I love that movie. Haven't seen Phantasm 2.

Point Break is available on Watch It Now.

Danny DeVito is also still alive, and will be signing bottles of limoncello at my liquor store on Saturday.

I love Point Break, but I'm also in the "Road House Is Better" camp. More faces getting slammed into tables and throats ripped out.

Other than the mayo, it sounds pretty good.