The Godfather invites you to take a ride on the HO TRAIN!

If anything, you should be pimping the book more. I want you to dress it in fishnet stockings, and a too-short, too-tight black pleather skirt, and a hot-pink halter top. And don't let up until that bitch gets you your money. I don't matter how much she cries, Big Daddy Nathan gots to get paid.

I'm glad that Jay Sherman has be referenced multiple times this week.

Shakespeare liked making a good dick joke from time to time.

I didn't see that episode of SATC, OrangeCrush. But I do remember an episode of Letterman where they used that clip, and then threw the TV out the window.

Wayne's World.

Ryan Reynolds. I hate that smug jerkass so much.

Unfortunately, Dracula: Dead and Loving It isn't even the worst Leslie Neilsen movie. That would be 2001: A Space Travesty.

Men in Tights is real hit or miss. Maybe a little bit more miss than hit, but it has it's moments. I do like Dom DeLuise's Godfather parody. Almost everything involving Richard Lewis is funny. And I really like Patrick Stewart's cameo.

You'd better get it right next time mbs.

Fun Fact! The "We Ain't Found Shit" Spaceball is played by Tim Russ, later to be known as Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager.

A B Minus?
Watch yourself, Tobias. Or else Pizza's gonna send out, FOR YOU!

Shit, Nathan
I'm super excited to read this now. It sort of reminds me of how I growed up, taken to an extreme. I'm gonna have to grab it much sooner, rather than later.

What's Nathan's stance on relationships with much younger women?

John Corbett looks like Norm MacDonald in that still
This movie would be great if Norm MacDonald had written and starred in it.

John Corbett looks like Norm MacDonald in that still
This movie would be great if Norm MacDonald had written and starred in it.

He was in Krull. It wasn't huge, but it was probably his most famous role to that point. Even though it was about 7 years earlier.

Man, that Wally World scene with John Candy is great.

Best part? Hodgman calling Obama the Kwisatz Haderach.

That's Patricia Clarkson?
Whenever I heard her name, I pictured Patricia Heaton, I guess.