"Sex with my wife" is one of my all time favorite lines. I need a wife. First I need a girlfriend. First I need a date.

See my favorite thing about Repo Man is cans of "FOOD." Not too quotable, that.

Doesn't everyone get "Airplane" quotes, though? I hope they do.

Another Stakeout is a classic? I liked it when it came out, and I was young, but moved away from it. Should I evaluate it again?

I also use "That is a tasty beverage" fairly often.

I could go all day on Futurama. For some reason, only Globetrotter quotes are popping into my head.

Good things don't end in -eum. They end in -mania… or -teria!

I called him Sooge for the longest time also.

I thought the same thing. Anything to support Chris Elliot. Although, his daughter is making that sweet SNL bank now.

I pretty much wrote off "Don't Be a Menace," but I haven't seen it since it came out. Maybe I should go back to it. "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" still holds up.

I cracked up at "random Wayanses." This is a very funny review for a C- movie. Usually, it''s just the Fs that get slammed.

He fixes the cable?

I'd rather watch Finding Forrester than Good Will Hunting.

He should have put on the sunglasses after "cowell." Then this would have been gold.

I was going to say that he's got nothing better to do, but apparently he released an album yesterday. So I guess he's probably going to be supporting his new album.

I think there have been more than a few exceptions to that rule, though.

The mayor in Godzilla was a Roger Ebert parody.

I hope it's Solaris.

Soderbergh is always interesting
I'll go see nearly anything the man puts out. No matter what, I'll find something to like, and most of his movies make me think. I'm glad such a commercially successful director is willing to take risks and experiment like this.

Goddamn it
I live in New Hampshire. I better call him and tell him not to listen to these jagoffs.