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My brother and I nearly died during the dynamite bit.

This was the best Hayek has been yet on the show. Before, she seemed out of place, but she seemed to click with them a lot better here.

That's not your dog!

Jon Hamm is a man's man. I wish I looked half that good.

@mmy Yeah, that's the feeling I got too. I was so darned excited leading up to the movie. I was too young to see the others in theaters, so Phantom Menace was gonna be my Star Wars movie. And I liked it that first time.

Yeah, I can find things to like about Episode II, and I think Episode III is actually pretty good. But Phantom Menace is just plain bad.

I know we did it with band logos.

FIREBALL ISLAND! I've been trying to remember the name of that game since this item was posted. You rock, Lemur.

That's my take on things too, Murray.

Crossfire looked like the most intense game ever when I was a kid.

Oliver Stone's "Risk"
Michael Bay's "Battleship"
John Carpenter's "Cootie"

I bet it would be a better movie
if Etan Cohen's "H" was in his first name instead of his last.

I'd name it Essence of a Man.

The hand slap game was an elementary school classic
It sure didn't teach us to be better people, though.

A lot of his late movies do too:

I haven't seen the movie since around the time it came out, but that pipe cutter scene has always stuck with me.

He's the kind of man who if you don't make a new pot of coffee, he's grind the beans in your mouth and make you shit out the grounds.

Holy geez, a triple post… I'm sorry. And I'll be sorrier if my sorry triple posts.

Holy geez, a triple post… I'm sorry. And I'll be sorrier if my sorry triple posts.

Holy geez, a triple post… I'm sorry. And I'll be sorrier if my sorry triple posts.