Yes, House of Buggin'!
I watched that.

I will hear no slagging of the good Baron's pizza!

Actually, kids like Disney World because Disney World is genuinely fun. C'mon, Splash Mountain is great!

J. Mascis on The Hold Steady's "Both Crosses."

What's the past tense of scam?

Why won't we fund your book?
Your first one hasn't come out yet, that's why. We need to read that one, then you need to fade into obscurity for about 10 years, then we'll talk about your baseball poems.

Clearly it's a lock for the ZMF HOF. Although I do like all the bands he slams in that comment, even Bloc Party.

This is bad.
Now I'm not gonna get any work done. I saw the map a few months ago, but it was just a map then. This is so much better, and will waste my entire afternoon.

O'Neal!
That's the perfect way to describe Girl Talk. I'd never put it on my Top-anything list, but it's a blast to crank in the car while driving home from work.

Jaime Lidell!
Thanks, Koski! A friend of mine mentioned him to me a couple weeks ago, but I totally forgot the name. I'll have to check it out.

They switched us from Fox 25 to whatever Fox New Hampshire is, so I haven't seen a Jewelry Exchange commercial for a few months now. It's all Jared all the time here.

I bet my chili is better than your chili, Yummsh!

Man, I wanna win something.

Couldn't you have adjusted the balance on your radio all the way to the left? Or was your radio so archaic that it didn't have a balance knob?

The AV Club needs a sports section. I nominate myself to be sports editor.

I agree that the lower key guest stars are much better, but I think I'm willing to make an exception for the upcoming Steve Martin episode.

In Italy
You have to wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

Cash Cab is great After Dark because the prizes are doubled. I was in New York last weekend and we hailed a cab, but it wasn't the Cash Cab.

You're both wrong, but those are #2 and #3 respectively. The best was:

But he orders caviar and champagne for one from room service, implying that he bailed on her.