Maybe they had some sort of agreement, where they'd alternate turning scripts down. But in their old age, they forgot whose turn it was and both said they'd do it.

Yeah, I really like Hudsucker. It needed more Bruce Campbell, though.

Yeah, I figured it would be bad, but it doesn't mean I wasn't hopeful.

This isn't Postal!
Grah!

Troy seems like an absolute pit. I was visiting RPI when I was in high school, and if you stepped off that campus, it felt like the bad part of town. Like, downtown Worcester bad.

Dammit, why'd they have to give Crash an Oscar?
Now we need to hear commercials for the series saying it won an Academy Award, like it means something.

When I was in high school, and working at the local Burger King, there was a customer who would show up every Saturday morning at 10:45 am, when we switched from breakfast to lunch. He'd always order one large fries, and then complain they weren't hot, and demand an extra free large fries. And the boss always told…

So they have Seinfeld snacks?
But no Jujy Fruits?

Ah, I'm glad that this was mentioned so early. I knew I could count on the AV Club.

Why didn't Don Draper think of that 0ne?
"If you're not eating Utz, you're eating butts." This line woulda been gold coming from Jimmy Barrett.

5. A juicy, red steak.
4. Buffalo Wings (And Pilgrim is right, boneless don't count. But invariably, if I'm out with people and we decide to order an appetizer at the bar, people always want the damn boneless wings)
3. Bacon
2. Various sausages
1. Ribs

Really? Cause the more I read them, the more I want to. Maybe I can get Dave's old job.

Congrats, Dave!
I'll be sure to call you "Dave in Business Development" whenever I drop your name.

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It's a beautiful day out there. Perfect cane weather.

Seth Rogen always looks so scruffy.
Does he own a razor?

Hmm
Why hasn't Demme made a movie starring Van Damme? It'd be fantastic? But really, Jean Claude Van-Damme? He's still able to do the splits in mid-air?

Sorry, a show that ended 3 years ago can no longer be spoiled. You should assume going in that past work will be discussed with the creator.

Hey!
I like Canadian Bacon. It's easily Moore at his most tolerable. Partly because it's completely absurd, and mostly because John Candy is great.

Shouldn't it be something by Warrant?
Or my Trixster? Since Rocklahoma is in Oklahoma?