“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

Cackling. My first reaction was also “suuuree, it leaked.”

Nice try, Inbal.

There will be no leak. None of these are serious contenders. Her secret is being well kept, and also, she has amazing taste - her dress will be more beautiful than any of these.

I feel like if you’re about to become a literal princess the least you can do for the plebes is feed into our fantasy and wear a fuggin princess cut dress. DO IT MEG, BE OUR AMERICAN PRINCESS.

Thank God that the Trumpster has eliminated that evil “political correctness” in our time. No longer will we have to be worried we are gonna say things that offend others.

This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a…

Best way to eat Oreos:

Right. And while a public proclamation of disordered eating as a tool is certainly fraught, I can’t help but appreciate a bit of transparency about how celebrity bodies are usually made.

Not all: some of them are using drugs.

I assume Schroeder is saying what everyone else who’s famous is doing and has been doing.

I’m not a fan of Sheeran for personal listening, but what other kind of music would you expect to hear at a wedding. No one wants to hear fucking Beach House at a wedding. Sheeran is perfect because it’s inoffensive enough that it makes for great background music.

OK everyone making this joke this blog is NOT about me!!!!! I only watched A Christmas Prince 15 times.

So, how was A Christmas Prince?

How awful are his teeth? I drank at least a 2 liter of Coke Classic when I was in college and eventually quit because I was tired of the annual cavity drilling.

Chanukah doesn’t start until next week, so here’s the obligatory chaser:

Holy shit. Godspeed to you this holiday season.

This is just one more reason why, if I had the option, I'd travel by train EVERYWHERE. In fact, for my documentary shoot next month I'll be using train travel exclusively because it's too goddamn far to drive alone, and air travel is a monstrous headache when you're transporting camera gear.

Between the TSA and the airlines… Travel is not pleasing.

Like in America, Delta has just announced that they’re doing free meals on select flights to Honolulu, even in economy now. I think that’s going to be the start of things changing in America. And so they should, because the airlines there are making an absolute fortune.