You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

jesus fuck riz ahmed is so ridiculously good-looking, my god

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle-Eastern or Indian descent 

But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Damn, Piers gained £10 in his neck 

Wow, Ingruber really does look the part. Kinda feel like Ehrenreich is more “Cousin of Robb Stark” than “Han Solo minus time”.

YES, YES.

All of these quotes sound like they’ve been pulled bad 6th grade reports.

tucked?

His father has had a house there since the 1940s? How the hell old is his father, 95?

I saw a post saying the reason the Han Solo movie is going up in flames is because they didn’t hire this clown as the lead because he was perfect for the role......

“In this movie, I play a nice innocent guy who likes to drive but gets mixed up with bad boys and pulled into bad stuff by Kevin Spacey. Because of tax breaks, we filmed in Atlanta. Atlanta’s nice but has different vibes. New York is the tops of everything.

It must be so nice to be old and have license to be as savage as you want. This whole thing is gold.

those pants aren’t doing any favors for his kibble or his bits.

Forget the X-Files. David Duchovny is months-old Swiss cheese. If you want to watch our queen soar, watch The Fall instead.

Something about him reminds me of a cousin I don't like very much

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