having logged one of the shittiest vacations ever undertaken by a Dutchman

Damn pidgeys.

Jon Stewart would never do a bit like this because he had a sense of empathy and a basic respect for humanity. It’s why he never seemed to be punching down — even when he brutally took people to task. He always made sure he was making fun of people for the right reasons.

“And this has been The Pedantic Minute with Aiwaz418. Tune in to see him next week!”

There’s just something about the Enterprise that every time I see her, I feel as though there’s hope for the future.

It’s been more than a week since she was kidnapped. Scary stuff.

How terrifying for this woman. I can’t imagine what she’s going through.

Sure... in the truck. Read articles much?

Fed Ex driver may soon be an Ex Fed Ex driver.

And roll credits. Good movie? Good movie.

Wait, so that’s a fake number you gave me?

That’s why everyone should get some of the awesome mutts at the shelter (they need homes and nobody wants them!) instead of getting a dog bred selectively in a way that maximizes their suffering for personal profit.

These stories are doing an excellent job of talking me out of seeing this movie.

I know what that’s like.

My wife likes pink so we went to look at engagement rings and she picked out a nice pink sapphire ring (with a matching pendant) for $600 all together. The stone that was probably created in a lab somewhere, but so what? Both the ring and pendant are really pretty.

Diamonds are a ripoff, with an artificially inflated…

Counterpoint: engagement rings are literally an invention of the diamond industry to make themselves money and you shouldn’t get one.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

Did I read this right? $4K for the average ring? Who are these people? That is like a 3 karat ring for your engagement ring? Completely wrong unless this is a big city article only. I have yet to see a single person buying more than a 2 karat ring at best for the engagement. Otherwise wtf do you have to upgrade to…

may have read this as “Hillary Clinton Has Chosen Virgin Senator Tim Kaine as Her Running Mate” ...I need to get my eyes checked.