elwingblues
ElwingtheGrey
elwingblues

40 year old guy living with his parents. Probably didn’t have a choice in the matter. I mean, he clearly can’t survive outside in the real world. Putting a lit match into a bag of paper tissue. Placing cardboard on the fire to stamp it out. Fanning the flames with a blanket instead of suffocating them. No fire

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You missed the step where he throws the match into those lighter fluid soaked tissue.

Lol, it’s like a “How to start a fire” tutorial.

Not necessarily an ‘explosion’ but it will cause the oil to spurt from the evaporation of the water causing the fire it to blow outward and expand. But yea, don’t ever do it. Ever.

This is why you shouldn’t smoke, kids. It’s not cool, and it never has been cool. In fact, any reason to “justify” playing with fire when you’re untrained for doing so is not cool.

I can see it having two typical anime female characters instructing proper fire safety. One is the cute enthusiastic girl with pink hair and dresses like a 5 year old while the other is the uptight condescending one who keeps saying “baka.”

Yeah, too bad stews are being excluded, because our local Georgia delicacy Brunswick Stew is pretty friggin’ awesome.

No, you’re still being sarcastic enough to stay on the internet. c- at best.

Correct me if I’m wrong (and if I’m right, some people in the comments also got it wrong), but isn’t is completely useless anyway to try to extinguish a fire based on burning oil with water anyway?

I’m pretty sure it will, after the fire department look for evidence from the vid. It practically has every items from the list of “What you shouldn’t do during a fire” checked.

is if he poured gasoline on the fire” -David Bowie - Cat people

I kinda like the girl’s voice. It sounds like one that would go “Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee (fucking autocorrect...)”, as though it’s watching the entire scene unfold.

You’d be a bad person if you didn’t laugh at this. He’s doing a pretty good Stooges act there despite missing two of them.

I guess I’ll be in the minority and not laugh at someone’s personal tragedy...

“ohh shit fire!!, lets put the firery plastic bag near wooden flammable wardrobe and use the this flammable cardboard to put out fire.”

Like George Carlin said: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Yep, that’s creepy speech to text for chat room comments. Which got so annoying that at 6:45 he actually stops fighting the fire to turn it off. *facepalm*

It’s clear he was alone in that room and the voice was responding to him. Was that a program like vocaloid that turns chat comments into creepy moe girl voices or was that just a really creepy internet user?