What if I told people that they don't have to pick a team in a celebrity divorce?

This reads like one of the older, more high-effort Kotaku articles. It’s well written and engaging and has an emotional anchor to the author. I don’t really care about Elden Ring but I enjoyed this immensely.

This is Germany, not the US. No swim attire needed.

I mean, in-ground pools are just wet holes in the ground. What a weird take.

The smartest thing he did was hiring Gwynn Shotwell to run SpaceX.  I doubt SpaceX would be as successful as it has been without her.

“I’m not a huge fan of his, but come on. PayPal, Tesla, Space X, and now Nuerolink. That’s not luck, that’s single-minded determination and an insane work ethic.”

Musk merged into PayPal and was forced out as CEO, and then bought into Tesla and sued to be declared one of the founders.  I’ll grant him the two others but it’s easy to found “what if?” companies when you’re already a billionaire.

I agreed with this until one of my friends got creamed by a semi... had a helmet cam on. .75 seconds was his reaction time - the semi blew a stop sign between two lines of brownstones and out onto a major 4 lane road at 45mph (in a 25). He lost both legs to that in the end, after 3 years of fighting to keep them.…

Or fiddle-fucking around with his phone and not watching the road.

I’ll say it, just to get it out of the way.

I’m really, really tired of the Patron Saint of Weird Online Dickbags Who Refuse Self-Growth.

Tesla is about to have a massive brain drain. Musk just put an enormous target on all of his employees who don’t want to go back to the office to be subject to what’ll end up being a pretty easy recruitment drive.

I think he’s trying to head off layoffs by getting people to quit.

Ten years ago I wanted a Tesla.  Now I wouldn’t accept one for free.

Musk has been transitioning from “troll edgelord” to “white nationalist Republican” so I don’t think he particularly cares how people think of him.

Please use this sad Wario photo instead of the cowboy hat photo for any future Musk-related articles. Or even better, just include a picture of real Wario so we know it’s it’s an article about Musk but we don’t have to see is fucking face.

Musk’s entire brand has been “edgy asshole troll” for the last 5 years, but the problem is that eventually everyone starts to... think of you and your brand as “asshole”.

And yeah, Musk is kind of the pre-eminent asshole in social media at this point. And he’s not happy about it. 

Which part did you not think you would say?