I know about a Cosby sweater that would pair well with that fleece vest. It’s a male thing, not a race thing.

That was last gen. I can make you vomit much quicker in the latest version

“typical f***ing liberal”... “because of the division of identity politics”. uhhhhhh, you see it right? Please tell me you see it.

Shit, I’ve seen Locked Up Abroad enough to know not to fuck around in other countries.

You pretty much have to be a kleptomaniac to shoplift in a foreign country where you don’t even speak the language, right? I’ve seen a few other comments that it seems like they aren’t looking at much in the way of punishment, but what are the odds they knew that before they did it? China’s pretty low on my list of…

Eat the bolognese! Do not make life a joyless slog surrounded by fake wood and fake bricks!

I’m still waiting to find out what’s wrong with the Bolognese. And until faux veneer advocate Megyn Kelly tells me specifically what is wrong with the Bolognese, I’m going to keep ordering the gnocchi Bolognese because it’s fucking delicious and she’s a Wrong Wrongerson who can’t even spot fake brick at point blank…

With a little extra cheese they can be quite tasty.

Plus then we wouldn’t have the always-delightful Constance Wu as the lead. That would be tragic.

+2 low-hanging fruit.

Zygi Wilf: Hey assholes, not on the fucking phone. That’s how they get you. Face 2 Face. Use the Grid system.

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

And having a small penis.

I feel like the old vampire guy at the end of Underworld after reading this thread.

Never...

The side window pillar is directly in line with the driver side mirror.

One of many running jokes is that a Lotus Esprit of any year or configuration will cost you $60,000 and a spare room in your house. Why? Well, it’s 10 grand for the car, twenty thousand for the parts you’ll need, and thirty thousand dollars and the room to pay and board Nigel, the English mechanic who you’ll need to…

I love the Esprit, wholly and unironically, though my preference would be for a ‘79 S2 with the insane marcasite interior.

...Jalop readers emotionally tainted regurgitation of ancient stereotypes.

“And what they provide is far better than we can get from Jalop readers emotionally tainted regurgitation of ancient stereotypes.”