You know you want these Saab 9000 Aero seats. Buckety, comfy, and durable; mine are approaching 244k miles, and though there’s cracks and scuffs, they’re still infinitely comfy for 10+ hours straight.

I too have never found a great solution to my shaggy fescue.

It never fails to amaze me how it’s only when the new, — vastly improved! — model comes out that we finally hear about the shortcomings of its predecessor.

“they got hid on the other team’s weakest threat”

I know this sounds silly and crazy, but hear me out.

*Tim Duncan. Goddam edibles.

Look. It’s Friday and I live in a legalized state. And I can laugh at myself. Which I am. Fuck.

What’s funny is in 20 years LeJordan Durant Chamberlain is going to come along and be impossible and the people clowning older players today will be fucking IRATE that anyone could say he’s better than LBJ, because they saw him do miracle shit for 10 years, while bemoaning young people and rock stars and their…

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

I cheered inside when I saw this video. I’m so happy for Amanda, I’m watching She’s the Man in celebration later. So glad to see her getting better and looking healthy.

American English translation:

Oh, so Mister “Colleges are too politically correct” feels uncomfortable when someone tries to hug him. Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesnt see that many with a shared experience. Now he knows how the young woman, who was the victim of sexual assault …

I wish people would leave him alone on this. That wasn’t a situation where asking for a hug made sense, and it’s always okay for someone to turn down a hug even if it is one where hugs are normally given. It’s also fine that he doesn’t know who Kesha is. They’re not even in similar fields of entertainment.

Also what is “professionally” anyway?

Just a reminder to your relatives: this is how they were dressing in the 1960's. Girls, today, did not invent legs and midriff. It’s just that no one really cared.

I have relatives who are high school teachers, and have had this debate with them. They’ll say things about how high school girls are all dressing “slutty these days” (ugh), their cleavage is too much, etc etc, they just want attention. And I’m like listen, WHY do you care? Why do kids have to dress professionally?…

“It smells like a bag of sand”

Yeah, a 24-year-old example is relevant. But a 39-year-old one is no good at all. I don’t know what I was thinking.

one word...Mechachrome.

Yeah, then Montoya was Garbage in NASCAR so...does that mean the heirarchy goes NASCAR>F1>Indycar?