Awesome series, i’ve really enjoyed reading these!

no, he deserved to be fucking arrested.

So, you a bottom or a top?

wait, wait- ingrate? who the heck is Pink Skull supposed to be grateful to in this scenario?

wtf is ‘curd cheese’?? you mean cheese curds!!

ELEMENTAL GEARBOLT!

wow, I filled up yesterday and it was 3.75/gallon!

fellow 1050 owner here, also using midgrade ‘cause the owner’s manual said to.

both of my motorcycles say to give them mid-grade in the owner’s manuals.

surprisingly witty! I like their slang better than ours.

who spells it ‘whacky’?

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

was that an early 944? the pre 1985.5 cars had the early interiors, and the wheel gave me issues with my legs, too. but the later interiors that they used from ‘85.5 on were fine for me.

Porsche itself bored out the engine for the 944S

“And there was no Internet Porn videos...”

WEASEL!! lol

Hell... forget smartphones... there weren’t even any small flip phones either!

Laugh if you like, but the overall point stands. People remember all the good stuff and forget the rest.

The song referenced by Dashing Leper