“All Academy Awards will be presented without edits”

If that’s his regular smile, he’s got smiling douche face.

Much like Alan Moore, AOC tends to butt heads with the people in charge of DC.

The accumulated beard hairs will look up and shout “Shave us!”

What doesn’t he hate other than a good beard massage?

Alan Moore releases statement saying he fucking hates it.

I keep meaning to play Race for the Galaxy. But yeah, everyone I’ve introduced TM to, and the people who introduced me, all agree that it’s one of the best games ever. Winning the game feels like a real accomplishment and validation of your strategy rather than any luck whatsoever.

I keep meaning to play Race for the Galaxy. But yeah, everyone I’ve introduced TM to, and the people who introduced…

Fuckin’ A. All my white friends have been flipping the hell out about La Croix for like a year and I’m just like... this shit is gross, y’all.

Maroon isn’t just a color, it is also a verb.