White men think about our penises more than we do. Sheesh.

My reaction? FUCKING FINALLY.

It's a naked body, people. We all have one. I look forward to a future in which having your naked bod discovered online by a co-worker just leads to a facepalm and not a firing, or worse, a suicide.

I said this to LoniManderson just the other day. The schools by us are freaking out and spending all this money for filtering software, but the kids just figure out ways around them, because fucking teenagers are _always _going to be better at us than technology. It's like my nephew, man. You give that kid an old…

Unless of course someone you know knows about them and then forwards them to the HR dept of your work because you had a falling out.

As someone with a few questionable pics floating around, I've always sort of assumed that the sheer volume of selfies and porn online was its own protection. Sort of like trying to find one particular fish in the ocean. Somebody could, but the odds are long.

I just wish my damn dog would quit posting them*

Because Red Bull has no reason to put it on Webber's car. Vettel is given a car that can win the race, whilst Webber's car is 'setup' to gain enough points that he doesn't become a nuisance to Vettel in the race, and that he takes a decent chunk of points off Vettel's rivals.

If the Racecar Engineering theory is correct, this way of bending the rules will go down as one of the most legendary designs in motorsports.

Oh my you are so much braver than me. When I was 12 and sitting in Sister Marta Marie's 7th grade class studying from Bullfinch's Mythology, it suddenly occurred to me that if we were saying that the ancient Greeks & Romans made up their religion than why couldn't the christians have made up theirs? But I didn't…

I've often wondered the same thing. Also, why are the most Christ-y McChrist people so into the death penalty? If God's so real and good at punishing people then why can't we just wait until they die a natural death and trust that He in His Infinite Stabbiness will take care of it?

I love the fact that when confronted with these irrational beliefs, many people just shut down like that.

My wife did something similar to an imam as a six-year-old: Asked why prayers had to be in Arabic, since surely Allah spoke every language or else he wouldn't know what was going on.

The imam ended the lesson and…

Here's a question I may regret asking:

According to my superreligious family, it's been the end times since I was about 2.

Oh, Michelle.

It's a bit unsettling when your economic policy begins and ends at "God will provide."

"Y Tu Mama y Tu Tia y Tu Tio y Tu Hermano y Tu Hermana y Tus Abuelos y Tu Papa y Tus 90 Primos, Tambien"

That's totally fine as it falls within Catholic doctrine.

And this is exactly what's wrong with conservatism in general: this fetishization of the past. Despite every last piece of empirical evidence available showing that we continue to evolve and learn as a species, these people would have you believe that our best thinking is from the fucking beginning of recorded time.

You live in a country where in order to be elected you have to profess belief in same.

Yea, no, the man is the only player in the league who has a right to complain about not being treated like the superstar he is, and he doesn't. The NBA would be amazing if everyone had the demeanor of Derrick, but players would rather waste time bitching to the referees. Watch a Bulls v. Pacers game, then watch a Heat…