Man. I’m old enough to remember when Twitch was mainly about videogames instead of OnlyFans lite. 

Conversely, there are plenty of outlets out there to watch gameplay. I’m not saying Twitch should or should not allow Tig ‘Ol Biddies, I’m just saying that particular argument goes both ways.

Just to be clear: This would simply be Twitch running a camming site.

(Also, just generally, Twitch is, and has always been, a SFW camming site. Basically everything about twitch designed to increase engagement is based off of stuff originally designed for live sex sites. Twitch is weird.)

Not just countries. There are several states (Mississippi, Virginia, Utah, Arkansas) that require porn sites to check your age before accessing the site, sometimes by sending them a photo of your driver’s license. These laws are hilariously stupid, and the only thing they accomplished is encouraging people to learn…

You (you the company, not you the person who just had a job to write this, this shit sucks but not to the degree to quit over) can go fuck yourself.

You (you the company, not you the person who just had a job to write this, this shit sucks but not to the degree to…

Or just photograph the next crap you take and save the money

Or just photograph the next crap you take and save the money

Hope Plunkett never sees this being on here...

Hope Plunkett never sees this being on here...

go fuck yourself

go fuck yourself

“hey, do you want to watch 30 seconds of an ad and then get two hours of game streaming?”

We’ve been trending that way for well over a decade now. It is why there are so many of them now. Technology is democratizing what used to be the sole purview of the aristocracy. 

Sorry friend, but you have misunderstood what I wrote. I said that BECAUSE he is saying insane things, he stands to benefit financially from people being amused by the whole thing—he would have gotten nothing if he had been quiet.

Yes, the person who covered their face in tattoos should have shown some restraint and stayed quiet. Because staying quiet is something that a person who covered their face in tattoos is likely to do. I mean, when I think of a person who will make the most rationale decision at any given moment, I picture a person…

Social media has given every narcissistic moron with access to a computer or a phone a megaphone, and we’re all dumber and worse off for it.

Even if they copied the tattoos, it would be the tattoo artist that could justifiably sue, not this clown.

Here’s the thing: there is a 0% chance he’ll get any money from Rockstar, as the tattoos aren’t the same, so there goes any possible copyright claims, and it’s obviously a work of parody.

Once again illustrating that Florida Man is a f***ing idiot. It’s called parody and satire, and they’re legally protected concepts. The fact that you’re a walking magnet for parody and satire of your stupidity is your own fault.

Those speeches are literally the moment. That’s when you can drop what is close to your heart, what helped you drive your work and what made working hard. It’s meant to be emotional and personal. That includes things that are for some reason considered “political”. If people don’t want to hear it, that’s another…

The time and place is where and when people are listening. The people who most like to say “time and place” are also the kind of people that will scream for Colin Kaepernick to be arrested after kneeling in protest, something HE LITERALLY CONSULTED WITH VETERANS ON TO DO IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL WAY, but then won’t bat…

So I have a theory that he cut it short for most people out of fear of them saying something “political”

The Game Awards is about Geoff Keighly’s ego, and very little else.